Tuesday, November 15, 2011
Ruby slippers authorized
So in our latest edition of The Pennant (the NHS weekly newsletter) as well as in a previous blog entry, we decided to create a "wish list" and ask supporters to chip in. There's no gift like fasteners. There's no gift like fasteners. There's no gift like fasteners. You get the idea. I suppose it's better than asking for a heart, brain or courage - though we might start there too, soon. We weren't really sure how well this would go over, but at least by allowing supporters to buy materials and send them to us, vice send money, at least they could be sure we weren't using the money for drugs.
But I'm very happy to report that less than 24 hours after publication, we've got enough material on its way to the Dockyard to keep efforts going for several weeks, maybe even months. So thanks to those generous supporters who chipped in and helped keep our efforts going. That said, I need you to be cool, honey bunny. If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you two guys to act fast if you want to get this boat done. That's right, we're going Harvey Keitel and a little Amanda Plummer on this thing.
Or maybe, like most people, you just didn't get that quote at all.
Tuesday, November 8, 2011
All about drills, or, using your powers for good or evil
Monday, November 7, 2011
The things best learned by failure
Thursday, November 3, 2011
Where are THESE trees?
Luckily, I've found a few trees that might help with that appreciably. I have no idea where these are but we need to find and harvest them ASAP.
Wednesday, November 2, 2011
NHS Steampunk
So while I may not have been 'steampunk' by the modern pop-culture sense, I still certainly felt like it. Maybe I ought to invest in an old leather jacket and some round eye goggles. Then maybe we can get some Comic-Con types to start volunteering - you never know.
Thursday, October 20, 2011
Color me confused
As we began unscrewing and prying up the spongy old floors and poking around for other symptoms of dry rot, we broke out the trusty heat guns and started scraping back layers of paint. And in the myriad colors bursting out under the scrapers, we were actually able to find some interesting tidbits that might help us validate the little we know of her documented past.
Tuesday, October 11, 2011
Monomoy Musical Chairs
Monomoy No. 3 is now in the Framing Bay - a move of some 88 feet over soft and uneven ground, four turns and a slide sideways - all while stabilized (the keel is carefully aligned and the hull shape preserved in a cradle). Overall the whole assembly weighs about two tons, and we moved it the only way possible - slowly. Now, I know what you're thinking - don't hurt yourself. Yes, yes. All possible safety measures were adopted - such as "the scamper" - a means of semi-rolling and crawling quickly away from a boat that is about to fall on you, or "the worry" - where you chant "no, no, no, no" with increasing quickness in a verbal effort to stop the boat from moving. But I digest.
All in all, the techniques for moving something this heavy yet so fragile are relatively simple. Just take the whole thing like a box of chocolates - and assume you never know what you're going to get until you get there. Adopt, adapt and improve, sort of thing. Or maybe we should just name No. 3 "Jenny".
Monday, June 13, 2011
Reefer man

Thursday, June 9, 2011
A guest blogger.... Or The Story of Dockyard Travails

Monday, June 6, 2011
Death to the hands!

On both Saturday and Sunday, the Dockyard resonated with the steady thunk, thunk, thunk of sledges driving out keelbolts, punctuated by the occasional "AHH CRIPES! MOTHER F(*&^*&" as the occasional swing missed or glanced off the bolt and onto fingers. My left thumb still hasn't completely recovered. And now, myself and the other victim walk around with hands looking like we just came out of Fight Club. This morning I even noticed a person staring nervously at my hands. The only thing I could think to say was "you should've seen the other guy".
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Return of the Monomoys
Monday, November 29, 2010
Dockyard mystery, or, Gloating over small success
This is where, as you have probably anticipated, the plot thickens. I hadn't given it much thought but the gap in the scarf was in the middle of the joint, not the ends as you might expect if you were to force the pieces back and forth. Photo 1:
Yes, the stopwater hole is aligned. Unfortunately that's about the only thing. Well no - the bearding line (where the inside of the planking meets the stem, above in illustration 2). The rabbet is completely off - like nearly 3/8" off. I should also note that I had to cut off a chunk of the piece on the left - go back and see photo 1, you can see my saw cut (I put the piece back for the photo). On photo 2, the gap is clear - that big black wedge shaped void. And as my mind wandered, suddenly I saw it. The rabbet is not off. Somebody MADE it that way. Look again. Photo 3, a little closer view. A red arrow points to the smoking gun.
SOMEONE and I'm not pointing fingers (at the idiots and assholes who may have repaired - or thought they were repairing this boat before me) but the rabbet was cut back to match the misaligned pieces! The photo doesn't do it justice - its more than apparent in the flesh. Wood flesh. Real life. Whatever. Bastards.Okay. I'm onto something here. Clearly I've found the original orientation, and I'm getting farther afield from my index point - remember that's the stopwater hole - but the inner and outer curvature still eluded me. Look again at the parts aligned on the stopwater, from a distance. Photo 4:
Okay. Stepping back and looking at it, I realized that the answer was remarkably simple. Go back to Photo 1, and look at that checking in the wood of the lower part of the scarf. I'll wait.
The checking forced the wood to expand, forcing the lower right portion of the scarf to push to the right and throw the scarf out of alignment. The maintainers unknowingly just kept shovelling putty into the gap. When somebody got around to repairing the resulting sprung garboards (which explains the condition of those parts quite well) they had to chisel back the rabbet to make it fit. If I were to just carry the curve from the right piece onto the part of the left piece that isn't checked. And surprise surprise - its a fair curve. Look at Photo 4 again. It seems so obvious to me now. Elementary, my dear readers. Yeah right! Took me about three hours of heaving and hawing, adjusting, readjusting and playing with the batten.
Now I can proceed tomorrow with finishing up the pattern. Why didn't I do it tonight? I dunno - because I've been too busy BLOGGING about it. Oh well. Small victories.
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